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As I sit here scouring stat after stat, article after article about week 6 fantasy football advice, the once cool ceramic seat below me has

Far-fetched. That might be a better way to describe my list below. Actually any synonym for “out there” or “outrageous” found in Webster’s thesaurus is

“Ahhhh! F@%K!!” Deep, soft, echoing voice:  Calm down. Take a deep breath and relax. Now, tell me what’s wrong? Me:  God? Is that you?