Welcome to our safe place, PAS-holes. Last week, we continued to prove that we’re pretty good at picking college football games. We know you’ve been looking forward to the day when we release our College Football Week 8 picks.
We all went 4-3-1 last week. So, you’ve got a little jingle-jangle for your pocket.
It seems like everyone is hot on Oklahoma, Notre Dame and UCLA this week.
We hope you take our advice and that our picks help to increase your bankrolls. We know you’re degenerates, but we’d like to see you become wealthy degenerates. If you win, feel free to thank us by sending us a cash gift to [email protected] via PayPal. You’re welcome in advance.
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| Game College Football Week 8 Picks |
Cavi Season: 22-14-1 |
Eddie Season: 23-13-1 |
Tommy Season: 21-15-1 |
| Alabama | Tennessee | Alabama | |
| Michigan at Penn State (-9.5) | Penn State | Michigan | Michigan |
| Kansas at TCU (-37.5) | Kansas | TCU | TCU |
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Syracuse at Miami (-15) |
Syracuse | Miami | Miami |
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Oklahoma at Kansas State (+12.5) |
Okalahoma | Oklahoma | Oklahoma |
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USC at Notre Dame (-4) |
Notre Dame | Notre Dame | Notre Dame |
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Oklahoma State at Texas (+7.5) |
Oklahoma State | Texas | Oklahoma State |
| UCLA | UCLA | UCLA | |
Cavi did picked week 1 alone, before the competition started and went 7-1. So, he’s really 29-13-1* on the season.
We made these picks based on the Wednesday morning point spreads. These may change. If you have any additional questions, tweet us: @ProducerCavi, @Eddie_ThePAS and @Tlip_ThePAS.
This is the part where we remind you that none of our picks are guaranteed to win you money. It’s also the place where we remind you that if you’re gambling to do it legally in Vegas or at one of the legal websites online. Also, if you have a problem call 1-800-Gambler.