New American folk hero, @mynameis_kaylee, got her moment in the twitter sun this weekend. Why? Well, she called out Kevin Durant. What did she call him out for you ask? @mynameis_kaylee claims that Durant likes chicks to fart on him. This would normally just seem like a nonsense Twitter troll moment, but Kevin Durant responded. Actually, he spent the better part of his evening responding to her. So, either KD has no ability ignore people on twitter or he’s got a guilty conscious over it.
You have to appreciate the fact that @MyNameIs_Kaylee didn’t even hesitate when an NBA star was barking at her on twitter. The thoughts, “maybe I shouldn’t say this,” didn’t even cross her mind. Nope, she went for the jugular. Pulled out the ‘ole “I heard you like when girls fart in your face.”
What am I even blogging right now? Has this really become news? Shame on us as a society.
Oh well, let’s dig deeper into this twitter war…
I enjoy a few things here.
- Kevin Durant threw out, “because you can’t hoop,” at a little white girl on twitter. Savage. Love it.
- The fact that she “was from coyote ugly,” didn’t even begin to narrow it down for him, means he likely ran through most of the Coyote Ugly staff. Love it.
- Durant throwing out a passive aggressive “that moment when…” tweet, like he’s a 14 year old girl. That was pure Twitter gold.
The points go to Kevin Durant there. Come on, @MyNameIs_Kaylee! You absolutely have to delete any ammunition on your own feed that can be used against you. Especially if it’s a tweet of you saying that you love the dude that you’re currently twitter torching. Remember, there is always a bigger troll than you and they will find your deepest, darkest twitter regrets. That’s feud 101 stuff!
Kevin Durant is fighting with twitter vixens during his NBA off season.
Meanwhile in Cleveland…