Party on, Alex Morgan. Party on. One of my lifelong dreams has been to get wild and crazy at Epcot. I’m all about “drinking around the world.” Thanks to Alex, I now know to keep my shit in check. Maybe I should cross that one off the bucket list. We all know Alex likes to party, but at the end of the day she’s still an American Olympic Soccer player, I doubt she gets that out of hand. I could see a group of my buddies getting way further getting trashed and things going south quickly. Now, we’re aware of what the limits are. Gotta keep it below the “Alex Morgan ratchet level” and we’ll be good to go.
TMZ: “Team USA soccer star Alex Morgan was told by police to leave Disney World in Florida on Sunday after an incident at a bar in Epcot Center, TMZ Sports has learned.
Morgan was part of a group that included several MLS stars including Giles Barnes and Donny Toia, who were also 86’d from the park.
We’re working on details from the cops — but witnesses tell us the group had been partying at a pub in the U.K. section of Epcot Center when things got rowdy inside.
Our witnesses say Morgan and her group were arguing with another group — and ultimately the Orange County Sheriff’s Dept. got involved and told everyone to leave.
In total, 4 people were booted — including Donny’s wife, Courtney.”
Didn’t we used to have a soccer writer for this site? Maybe, if he he wrote about shit like this instead of 3,000 word breakdowns of soccer matches, people would have actually read his articles.
Take notes, son. That’s how you write about soccer.