It’s Tuesday and even though this Tuesday feels like a Monday, we get a new episode of the The Challenge, PAS-holes. We’re here with you’re weekly recap to break down The Challenge XXX Episode 8. In case you forget, this is the best one on the internet or so people tell us.
We start out exactly where we left off last week, with an elimination between the two giant tool bags, Corey and Hunter. The competition ends in a photo finish. It turns out that the human hemorrhoid, Hunter wins this round. But, as we all know, there’s a twist this season. Aneesa and Corey head off to the elimination house, presumably to have endless sexual intercourse until we see them again.
We’re treated to a few minutes of Marie prancing around the elimination house alone and talking to a plastic bouncy ball. Needless to say, she’s very excited when Aneesa and Corey enter the house. Tony calls home to his girlfriend and baby to tell them how much he loves them. They talk about Tahoe and how he’s going to buy her a big engagement ring.
At the elimination house, Aneesa is trying really hard to get into Corey’s pants. He says that he told his mother he wouldn’t do it. I assume that’s because his mother and Aneesa are the same age (and possibly friends).
The Challenge XXX Episode 8 Competition
YES! It’s a trivia challenge. Now, we get to see how dumb the Challenges actually are. Hunter and Kailah set the order. For some reason, they put themselves last. Bad move, that’s literally the worst thing they could have done. I’m assuming they won’t do well in this challenge that’s based on intelligence.
Nicole spells Columbia correctly. Veronica knows that there are 30 days in November. Jemmy knows that Columbia is in South America. Cara Maria knows the capital of Nevada. Jenna gets her math question incorrect. Jemmy knows how to spell Uruguay. Tori doesn’t know 30 x 18 is 540 and to be fair, neither did I. Veronica doesn’t know the capital of Texas. Cara Maria doesn’t know the capital of Louisiana.
It comes down to Camila and Cara Maria. Can Cara Maria spell conniving? No.
Camila wins!
- Kailah gets dropped first
- Britini gets dropped second
- Jenna gets dropped third
- Tori gets dropped fourth
These four losers are up for elimination.
Jordan can’t spell Gulag. Tony knows the capital of Columbia. Dario can’t name the Columbia Flag, you know, the one that’s right in front of him. Leroy can’t spell, just flat out can’t spell. Derek doesn’t know the capital of Nebraska. Tony can’t spell vengeance. Leroy thinks Montana is known as “Big GREEN Country.”
I would like to note that or man CT got a very difficult math problem correct.
- Hunter gets dropped first.
- Nelson gets dropped twice.
- Dario gets dropped third.
- Jordan gets dropped fourth.
Tony wins the challenge.
Tony and Camila are rewarded with a “relaxing get away” and they get to bring a friend along.
The Challengers go out to drink and party for Cara Maria’s birthday. There’s a weird drunk moment between Camila and Cara Maria. Then, drunk ass Tony and Camila hook up on the back of the bus. So much for the whole proposal thing. Can’t support this. I’ve been on team Tony, but this proves he’s a giant fuckwad. Always crying about his baby mommas and kids, then he goes and cheats on his girlfriend on live television.
Quote of the episode from Bananas: “Just because you’re drunk, doesn’t mean you’re invisible.”