It’s Tuesday night, which means it’s time for The Challenge. Last week’s recap didn’t happen and I apologize for that. I got caught up in a fantasy football draft and lost track of time. No need to worry your little heads, PAS-holes, I’m back! I present you the internet’s best recap of The Challenge XXX Episode 7!
The Challenge XXX Episode 7 starts with one big question: IS AMMO DEAD?!
Side note: I missed last week’s blog. I want it to be known that I think what Jordan said was FUCKED UP.
TJ tells us that Ammo is fine. I’ll take his word for it. I’d follow that guy to the end of the earth.
We start the show with Marie vs. Tori in the elimination. Tori absolutely destroys Marie. It wasn’t even a close.
TWIST ALERT! Marie and Ammo actually aren’t eliminated. They’re sent to the Elimination house. But, Ammo has decided to go back to New York and quit. He claims it’s for his “mental health.” We hope he gets his head straight.
We’re treated to a strange scene of drunk Aneesa aggressively hitting on Veronica and the two of them eventually hook up.
Aneesa: “I’d so eat your p*ssy.”
Veronica: “As friends.”
So, that just happened.
You’ve got to love the night vision cameras that show the bed shaking. That’s a classic challenge move. That scene would have been so much cooler in like 2001, though. Check the gif above of Veronica and Aneesa back then. Dang.
P.S. I graduated high school in 2004. So, there’s that.
The Challenge XXX Episode 7 Competition
This week’s challenge allows the challengers to pick their own teams and then TJ revels that this week’s competition is a “triva” based. The teams must place all of the The Challenge logos in order from first to last.
No one really seams to be confident, but it’s hilarious to watch Camila get bounced off the wall repeatedly. Veronica, Bananas, CT, and Aneesa should have upper hand, since they’ve been on or kicked off most of these challenges. CT’s never been much for competitions that challenge your metal capacity. That’s just another reason we love him.
That being said, our boy CT comes through and wins his second week in a row! Somehow, Bananas comes in last. Wasn’t that dude was on like every season?
The Challenge XXX Episode 7 Elimination
The two losing teams automatically go into elimination this week.
At the elimination voting ceremony, Corey and Anessa get voted in unanimously.
- Nicole pulls the double cross and she votes in Kailah.
- Jordan pulls the double cross and sends in Hunter.
So, we have Kailah vs. Anessa and Hunter vs. Corey.
Kailah wins and eliminates Aneesa. We’ll have to wait until next week to find out which one of the morons, Corey or Hunter goes home.