Another Tuesday night is in the books, Challenge fans. I rushed to wrap up my Fantasy Football draft at 8:59 and moved on to more important things, like bringing you the internet’s best recap of The Challenge XXX Episode 5!
This week’s episode begins with all the girls skinny dipping and Bananas steals their bikinis. Meanwhile, in the house Kailah is crying because she misses Jenna.
We’re “treated” to the grotesque sight of Jemmy, the new queen bitch, running her mouth.
Today’s challenge is called “Man Over Board.” The challengers must try to knock each other off a raised platform that’s swinging 20 feet over a body of water.
TJ drops the first bomb of the episode and brings back all of the eliminated challengers! Let’s go!!! Boom goes the dynamite!
We’re sent 36 hours back in time to witness Jenna and Tony entering the redemption house. Amanda makes it know that she is all kinds of pissed off and hates Jenna. You know, typical Amanda stuff. Tony learns that his brother was sent home and is in total shock to learn that he put his hands on a woman. Jenna comes to the realization that she now needs to play dirty like the rest of the house. Duh, Jenna.
TJ walks into the redemption house and immediately wants to know if “we should call this the ‘revenge’ house?”
Devin: “I’m going after Corey, that curly headed pussy.” Don’t make me start to like you Devin.
TJ drops another bomb. Only one guy and one girl from the redemption house will re-enter the game. They all have to compete against each other to see who will rejoin the game.
The Challengers appear extremely shaken. Especially Jemmy and Corey. The elimination is going to take place in a tournament form.
The Challenge XXX Episode 5 Guy Eliminations
Round one:
- Devin vs. Darrell
- Winner: Darrell
- Tony vs. Derrick H
- Winner: Tony
I’m kind of over hearing about how love sick Tori is over Derrick H. Get over it. Good for Tony. But he’s got to stop saying he wants to do shit for his kids. Especially since he rarely actually wins.
- Final: Tony vs. Darrell (Battle of the Dads)
- Winner: Tony
Holy shit. Tony gets absolutely manhandled, but somehow manages to pull Darrell off with him. Apparently Darrell is heavier because he hits the water first.
The Challenge XXX Episode 5 Girl Eliminations
Round one:
- Latoya vs. Amanda
- Winner: Amanda
- Jenna vs. Brianna
- Winner: Jenna
Jenna absolutely dominates Brianna. Quote from Brianna: “I’m laying on my back with Jenna on top of me and all I can think is ‘every guy in America wishes they were me right now.'”
- Finals: Jenna vs. Amanda
- Winner: Jenna
Jenna literally donkey kicks the shit out of Amanda until she falls off the edge. No one is more excited than Camila.
Bummed to see the GOAT, Darrell go home. Next season, Darrell is coming for Corey’s “little curly headed ass.”
Jemmy is straight shook and she should be. Jenna is a beast and coming for her ugly heads/face.