One year ago, one of the most senseless acts in human history took place. It was on this day, May 28 in the year of our lord 2016, that the Cincinnati Zoo executed Harambe the gorilla. Now, in the defense of the heartless murders, they did believe that they were saving a young child’s life. Though, we true believers of Harambe know (think) that he was (probably) trying to save the child.
Poor Harambe was taken from us at the early age of 17. Fun fact: Gorilla’s can live up to 50 years in Zoo. Apparently, Zoos that aren’t located in the Cincinnati, or should I say Sincinnati or Shitcinnati. To prove the point even further, the Cincinnati Zoo did nothing remember slaying of the sweet prince.
The love and support for the gorilla has been displayed all over the world. For example over 11,000 people (fucking morons) used (wasted) their votes by writing in Harambe in the 2016 Presidential Election. Millions of people also spammed and trolled the Cincinnati Zoo until they deleted their Twitter account. Other fans made amazing video tributes to Harambe.
Me? I bought a bad ass t-shirt. However, it’s been a year and the joke has been kind of beat to death. So, I’m going to make a move that my wife will love…
I’m going to retire my Harambe shirt.
Just kidding. Do you see that fucking shirt? It’s amazing.
#DicksOutForHarambe #HarmbeForever #RestEastSweetPrince