The Jazz Bear taught an adult (asshole) fan a lesson last night. Some guy (asshole) took a cheap shot at a little kid, to win a bubble ball race. I want to note that there is a special place in hell reserved for this dude. The Jazz Bear (hero) proceeded to ROCK THE GUYS WORLD! The bear also came from the clouds, like a true super hero. Hey man, I hope you enjoyed bullying a little kid, winning the race and getting served by a grown ass man dressed up as a Teddy Bear. Chump.
Things I hate:
- Try hards and Hardos
- Adults in full body costumes (AKA mascots)
- Bullies
By principle, there’s something really, really, really messed up about a guy that makes a living dressing up in a mascot costume. However, I’m OK with the Jazz Bear, because this guy needed his ass handed to him. I’m so happy that he’s being publicly shamed right now.
If you make hardo moves, you deserve hardo repercussions. Speaking of “cussions,” I hope that dude has a concussion.
P.S. The Jazz Bear was definitely the Ultimate Warrior (RIP) in his past life.
Now, we just need a little of this from him…
Because, this bro couldn’t pass a field sobriety test after that hit if his life depended on it. GTF outa here dude. I hope you have CTE.
John Healy (@JonHealy) the dude who originally tweeted that is the… “Digital producer for @abcgrandstand and @abcnews.” How do you hit the producer title for ABC Grand Stand AND ABC News at age what appears to be age 12. Where did I go wrong?
I see you, John.