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Does Eddie Lacy need a pizza to reach the end zone?

DETROIT, MI - SEPTEMBER 21: Eddie Lacy #27 of the Green Bay Packers participates in pre game warmups prior to playing the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on September 21, 2014 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Listen, I’m Eddie Lacy’s biggest fan, aside from his local Chinese takeout restaurant. He single handedly got me into my Fantasy Football championship last year with a garbage time 20 yard run and touchdown. I’ll be forever in his debt.

I’m glad Eddie isn’t (that) fat anymore. I guess. It was honestly what attracted me to him. Through some trades, he’s landed on my team again this year in 3 of my 4 leagues (I told you I LOVE the guy). So here’s my plead: Eddie, score a god damn touch down! I appreciate the early season 100 yard games. But, put some points on the board. Please.

Can someone put a pizza in the end zone or something? Papa John’s Pizza, THIS IS YOUR SHOT! Peyton may have used steroids. Your boy, J.J. Watt is out for the season. No player would appreciate an endorsement from a pizza joint more than Eddie Lacy.

Actually, scratch that, I’m sure the Packers put a “no fast food” clause into his contract.

2016: 3 games – 43 attempts, 214 yards, 0 tds, 5 targets, 2 receptions, 19 yards = 23.3 fantasy points.

Any way, always remember…

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