The Boogie man, Boogie Cousins seems to be adjusting well to his new home in New Orleans. It’s Mardi Gras, this dude has been there all of a week and he’s already making a scene on top of a float. Bottle of Hennessy in his hand, giant beads around his neck and dirty used panties on his head.
Let your freak flag fly, Boogie Cousins.
He deserves this. This dude got his ass out of the culturally devoid city of Sacramento and he’s loving life. Seriously, name me one fun thing to do in Sacramento. You can’t. He went from the “no-fun-town” of Sacramento to the city of debauchery… NOLA! I’m going to say this is Boogie’s time to shine. If you’re happy and in a place you love, you’re going to shine.
I know a guy who moved to New Orleans, he seems much happier. I mean, he was a fun dude when he lived in Pennsylvania. But, he’s looks like he’s having way more fun in New Orleans. To protect the identity of said person, we’ll just call him Wario.
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Now, ask yourselves… Who looks like more fun, New Orleans or Pennsylvania Wario? I’m gonna go with New Orleans. I also have it on good authority that New Orleans Wario is even more happy and successful than Pennsylvania Wario.
This is your time, Boogie Cousins. Wear those beads. Drink that Henny. Put those panties on your head.
Win that championship.
It’s safe to say that @boogiecousins is having no problems adjusting to New Orleans. He’s currently riding in Zulu with panties on his head. pic.twitter.com/F9TZC0DjwP
— Emma Discher (@EmmaDischer) February 28, 2017